Global Weirding

One of my classes went into depth about global warming and---wait for it--wait for it--.....

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I still don't believe that there is any issue. I mean, sure, we might be heating up and our earth is shifting it's access due to water shifts, and the oceans are rising and lowering in certain places, and part of our stratosphere may have disappeared; but, what does that say?

We've gone up globally 1 degree in temperature. --globally. That means in some places (particularly near cities) it's warmer, and in other places it's getting colder. --Colder.
Really all that this says to me is that we are going to experience more "global weirding" which is basically a fun term meaning that we'll have more extreme wind, rain, snow, and other weather conditions. It's about like boiling a pot of water. slowly the bubbles raise to the surface here and there, but until we get to 212 degrees and everything boils we're not going to be in any danger. (I'm too lazy to cross reference right now, but if I remember correctly the earth's mean temperature is 56degrees--not very hot is it?)

Even still, this DOES affect cities because that's where the heat is really at (some people claim it's due to the amount of black assfault that absorbs heat waves from the sun, but it's more than just that). So our cities are the places that are really heating up. True. Cities are built on modern technology. True. Will modern technology find a way to cool down cities if they get too hot? true.--I shouldn't state that without evidence should I?
Okay, case in point: India and the world cup: Man Made Stadium Cloud Cover

Enjoy.

I hope this article isn't too spuratic and sloppily written. It's late and I'm not all that focused on making this logically and mechanically sound.